Post by kiyo on Dec 6, 2007 0:49:16 GMT
JUST SOME GENERAL SILLINESS.
I WAS APPLYING FOR ONE OF SKETCHI'S PAISLEY DANES.
WISH ME LUCK? XD
I'm rapping now plz.
In the hood I go by my name Kiyo
it matches my email
requiemkiyo@
hotmail.com.
hot diggity dog man.
on christmas I looked in my stocking
and found a paisley dane.
I was like OMG yay!
I guess my rapping was okay!
And afterwards me and Soulja
we were just like chilling and drinking
whiskey-laced eggnog man it was really criss-crossed
I'm telling you dog.
When a sketchi in a santa suit came up
and said "oops I messed up"
and I was like "man chillax diggity asian dog"
And Soulja was like "lol whut I'm drunked lots"
And I watched with dismay, as a Sketchi in a padded santa suit stole my new puppy away.
So I went to bed all slumped and pathetic . . .
. . . and woke up very happy!
To discover to my immediate jolly christmas joy that--
Sketchi in a santa suit taking away hot dogs had all been a dream :D
lolsomethingswrongwithmeswear
So my app I realized
Would have been so much better
If I had rapped like a mother%^&#ing bruthuh
So I just climbed into my time machine,
It's all covered in gold bling
(to match my grills dog.)
And a few cheesy gangter greetings later
My application was all black-ified
I'd put much more work into it, dog,
Than anything else.
LOLDAWG. :D :D :D
So I applied in the first place
Because the paisely danes win the first place
In the petz hood.
Created by an asian
With a reluctant hexer boyfriend
I knew I had to try hard to get one.
Soulja's spots were so gangster-tacular, dog,
I knew that I had to try.
It took my powerful fourteen-year old
inner resolve
To return to the thread and give it a god^%@& try.
I just really loved his eyes.
Kind of funny how he reminded me of valentines;
Even though he was going to be given away on christmas day.
Being a gangster half-asian like I be
I knew I had to do something more than just sing.
So I thought of the things I had to offer;
And wished my website had the $%^&@ to work.
I dug for the thread I tapped my graffiti-patterned strides
Until I found my long-lost buddy
In gangster language you say that like HOMi3
But so great was my need, dog,
I was also willing to do a custom hexie.
My idea to rap like a wigger, dog.
That was all Fort Minor.
And their song Feel Like Home.
And just incase you didn't understand a gangster word I just rapped
The dane I'm applying for is Soulja
KIYO OUT.
